Me and you Lily - Right here, right now with the jokes eh?

Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn%26#039;t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It%26#039;s Irv. %26quot;So there is an afterlife! What%26#039;s it like?%26quot; Sid asks. %26#039;Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day.%26quot; %26quot;Oh, my god,%26quot; says Sid %26quot;So that%26#039;s what heaven is like?%26quot; %26quot;Oh no,%26quot; says Irv. %26quot;I%26#039;m not in heaven. I%26#039;m a bear in Yellowstone Park.%26quot;

Me and you Lily - Right here, right now with the jokes eh?
You%26#039;ve done what I thought was the impossible.....





It made me laugh AND I%26#039;ve never heard it!
Reply:You are a force to be reckoned with.





Another great one!








P.S. Thank you. Answering this joke put me at Level 4.
Reply:aahahaha! lmao! loves reading...thanks...L4A
Reply:One of your better ones.
Reply:LOL....hahaaha..life is not soo fair!
Reply:Wow loved them Bears can%26#039;t remember there names,all I know is the Ranger Was always peed of with them .x



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